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April 2012
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So, Henry (age 8) asks me about the "Horror movie"...
Henry: I've wanted to know what it is for a YEAR. A YEAR.
Me: You don't want to know. I wish I didn't know.
Henry: I need to know.
Me: Fine. This guy kidnaps these people and then sews their mouths to each other's buttholes.
Henry: (pulls a really weird face, I've never seen this face on him) What? What do you mean? That guy is crazy.
Me: He has three people. The ones with the mouths on the buttholes eat the poop until they die.
Henry: You've seen this.
Me: No. Gross.
Henry: Okay, so if there are 3 guys then what guy would you want to be? I'd want to be the first guy.
Me: Me too.
Henry: It sounds like a comedy.
“To dream that you are wearing a girdle suggests that you are feeling restricted and limited in the expression of your ideas and feelings. Alternatively, the dream points to your tendency to bear pain in order to please others.”
I dreamt I was wearing a girdle. And this is 100% accurate.
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March 2012
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“When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.”
– Franklin D. Roosevelt (via lionskeleton)
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